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[12 Feb 2008|11:08am]

tomgun
Thats right boys and girls TONIGHT @ 7 pm EST time Dirty Dave and Tommy Gun will be back streaming live on Brimstone Internet Radio @ Brimstone Radio with some of the greatest underground bands for you to listen to. They will also be DRUNK!!!!! and making asses of themselves for your amusement so tune in....... Tell your friends.... and enjoy... just something from us to you.



BANDS: If you want your shit played on the air.. send an email to the Brimstone Productions myspace page giving us permission to play the songs.. also leave a link where we can download the songs. And come Tuesday we'll play them on the show!

thanks
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN ONLINE!!


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- Open Windows Media Player

- Go to FILE, then OPEN URL

- Enter this URL: http://brimstoneradio.primcast.com:6122

- HIT ENTER

- it should work.


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[29 Jan 2008|11:15pm]

crazedberri
APPLICATION:
1.name- becca, but my freqeuent drunken antics feigned the nickname "belligerent becca"
2.age- sixteen. i'ma baby!
3.age you were the first time you drank- idk womb level? i'm an irish jew, it's custom. but i started drinking very heavily about two years ago
4.the last time you were drunk- this morning
5.funniest drunken story- this past cinco de mayo, a friend of mine turned 18. since it was a double holiday, we decided to get tequila. tequila is never a good idea. basically, i was on crutches for a month. i tore two ligaments in my ankle, and i still have no idea how. my friends tell me it mustve been after i got home, because i was walking fine when i went into my house. and another funny tale. just this morning i was smashed in school, 9:00 in the morning, and they called me down to guidance so i was like OMGWTFCAUGHT. but it turned out that they wanted a picture of me for the local newspaper because i had won a very prestigious writing contest. so a picture of me all dishevelled, with my drunken glassy eyes and crooked smile will be in newspapers and in my school. oh and then there was the time i took the psat drunk and got a 2070, or the time i took my spanish regents drunk and got a hundred..
6.recipe for your fav. mixed drink- it's a little something me and my crew call "happyfriends." the poor man's mixed drink. 3/4ths georgi (eight bucks a litre) and 1/4 sprite (easily stolen from the convenience store or the fridge at your place of work)
7.what do you like to drink- whiskey. i am a whiskey fiend. i breathe for whiskey. jd gets a bit pricey but i love love love it. i've been on a jim beam binge for weeks now. i love whiskey drunk.
8.at least 3 drunken photos-

i live on long island so during the summer we spend a SHITLOAD of the time at the beach. we usually buy a bunch of 24s of steel reserve and some vodka and make "sand dunes" which are ENTIRELY conspicuous so we can smoke blunts. then we swim.

i am second from the right. this is this past may in my infamous garage, and the night of the invention of happyfriends.

i am on the right. in a box. after a liter of jim to the face. it is a box o' rocks. that was saturday.

that's what i usually look like. i don't like shots or beers because they fill me up really fast. and a bottle just fits really nicely into my hand. and i like my liquor straight. but the flask-sized bottles are usually too small.

that's at the same party as the other one. i drank 2 bottles of captain and played countless games of pong with the kid next to me...we also got into an epic battle, in which he threw me down the stairs and lodged a dart from the wall into my leg. you know you are drunk when you pull a dark out of your own flesh and don't feel it. i was asking for it though, as i was going for his face with forks and knives.

and that was the new years. last year. i started '07 with another poorly picked battle. it was ill.
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[29 Jan 2008|11:01am]

tomgun
Thats right boys and girls TONIGHT @ 7 pm EST time Dirty Dave and Tommy Gun will be back streaming live on Brimstone Internet Radio @ Brimstone Radio with some of the greatest underground bands for you to listen to. They will also be DRUNK!!!!! and making asses of themselves for your amusement so tune in....... Tell your friends.... and enjoy... just something from us to you.



BANDS: If you want your shit played on the air.. send an email to the Brimstone Productions myspace page giving us permission to play the songs.. also leave a link where we can download the songs. And come Tuesday we'll play them on the show!

thanks
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN ONLINE!!


WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER USERS DO THIS:

- Open Windows Media Player

- Go to FILE, then OPEN URL

- Enter this URL: http://brimstoneradio.primcast.com:6122

- HIT ENTER

- it should work.


DIAL-UP LISTENERS!!

Follow the directions directly above, but enter this URL instead: http://brimstoneradio.primcast.com:6120

CLICK HERE TO JOIN US IN OUR NEW CHATROOM! TALK TO THE HOSTS AND GUESTS! AND LISTENERS!

CALL US DURING THE SHOW AT: 616-328-5496


PLEASE REPOST
Drink up!

[06 Nov 2005|08:48pm]

all_the_sevens
S0 I have to leave the community. I quit drinking and I quit smoking and I'm clean now but I have to tell the story of why I quit. It's righteous.

I went to a party at one of my bosses(I have three)house a few weekes back. He had a nice place and invited everyone he could kitchen staff,wait staff and customer alike to come over drink all of his booze, get high and let off some steam. After getting smashed off of hobgoblin, red stripe, and jameson and then fucking with speed and vicodin, I flipped out and went fucking nuts. I blacked out but the story was told to me this way.

I beat some guy up

made out with one of the waitresess( this story not confirmed yet)

( this is where it gets kind of sketchy)

I went into some room and put on one of my bosses bathrobes and then I took ashes from his fire place painted my face black and put on a pair of motorcycle boots. went to the stereo and put in decapitated

Then I jumped into a crowd of people and started yelling Up the punx

then i ran out of the house to the garage, grabbed a gas tank thing (ya now for lawn mowers) ran down the rode went onto someone elses dock poured gas all over a row boat ste it on fire and pushed it out into the lake.

Went back to my bosses house, One of the cooks asked me where i had been. I pissed on him and passed out.

so the ext morning it was clean up or lose my job, needless to say i chose my job. but what a fucking way to go out right?
Drink up!

[05 Nov 2005|02:10pm]

slurpeedrunkiee
APPLICATION:
1.name-Nessa
2.age-15
3.age you were the first time you drank-11 at the beach
4.the last time you were drunk-last nite
5.funniest drunken story-I was at a house show drunk and i wanted to get on top of my friends car so he helped me up and i thougth i was on and so he let go and i fell flat on my wrist and broke it...falling off a parked car
6.recipe for your fav. -Jager and red bull=JAGER BOMB
7.what do you like to drink-Sparks, Smirnoff Ice Vodka, Jack Daniels, Miller High Life, Budweiser, Bacardi 151,Hypnotic, Jager bombsImage hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.com

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hi [29 Sep 2005|05:08pm]

braiindamage
APPLICATION:
1.name-Jane
2.age-19
3.age you were the first time you drank-probably like 12 or something at a wedding...but didt start heavily till like middle 0of highshool-ish
4.the last time you were drunk-im drinking right now working on a coma
5.funniest drunken story-i dont remeber a loy b/c of my constant pill intake as well but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not being able to piss in my friends house b/c i have shy vag and peeing in the road a million and one times. AND almost drowning in mexico b/c i was swimming drunk in the undertow
6.recipe for your fav. mixed drink-white russian=1/2 vodka 1/2 kaluha...and the milk
7.what do you like to drink-hard shit that burn on the way down but fucks ur body. jack daniels and milk and kaluha. white russians. rum.




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Some banners and such, more to come. [04 Aug 2005|10:35pm]

your0ddgirl0ut
If anyone else has specific brand names they want, let me know.
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[03 Aug 2005|12:04am]

doopandtea
[ mood | chipper ]

am i a drunk?Collapse )

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question... [30 Jul 2005|04:21am]

your0ddgirl0ut
i'm super bored and love playing with photoshop, can i make some banners and the like?
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now you're drinking with the brew crew... [28 Jul 2005|04:05pm]

tomgun
I too haven't posted in here in a while. Here's some pics of my band and I. We're always playing on a half dozen beers.. each. So It counts.

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Stamped Yo [28 Jul 2005|10:46am]

pumpkin_pinup
[ mood | amused ]

I haven't posted in a damn long time... So here's my drunkeness. I tend to make pirate faces when drunk. nothing that exciting.

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Application! [28 Jul 2005|03:52am]

your0ddgirl0ut
Not all drunks lie...Collapse )
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[06 May 2005|10:48pm]

shammrock
[ mood | excited ]

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Random [20 Apr 2005|09:05pm]

xdormantmalicex
Random Drinking PicsCollapse )
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hey..im new... [13 Apr 2005|01:19pm]

moonlite_kitten
[ mood | groggy ]

 

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Drunk and Screwed. Loud and Rude. Fun shit. [08 Apr 2005|06:01pm]

i_burn_things
I haven't posted in awhile but here it goes a drunken night from Tampa tp orlando and finally daytona beach florida where it all went down.Image hosted by Photobucket.com more under the cut i hope it worked.
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[26 Mar 2005|07:06am]

happierbarefoot
[ mood | my brain is still swimming ]

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Saint Patriiiiicks Dayyyy [16 Mar 2005|09:00pm]

shammrock
I would just like to express my intense anticipation for tomorrow, being Saint Patricks Day and all, I cannot wait to drink my face off all day long while roaming the streets of new york city amongst other drunken irish folks and eventually passing out in a sewer with a bottle of jameson in my hand. I hope everyonelse totallyyy goes to town tomorrow. Happy Saint Patricks Day
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[12 Feb 2005|07:28pm]

all_the_sevens
irish_stoute has ane wjournal, but the same taste for beer and good times.
Drink up!

Application........ [12 Feb 2005|05:03pm]

lilangelgal8302
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.Collapse )
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